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I was born in the SBR. I'm a gorilla of a particular age, and I'm very particular who knows it. My mum and dad are Gwendolyn and George. I have quite a few relatives out there in the world thanks to the Simian Liberation Effort (SLE) started by Grams and moi.

I am an urbane gorilla. I haven't slept on anything approaching a jungle floor in a long time - give me my Misto-pedic! I like bananas, Paris, chocolate, Firenze, Bronwyn, Grams and Big Guy, chocolate, Grams' and Big Guy's grandkids, cashews, and coconut, and not necessarily in that order.

I travel with Grams and Big Guy because they need an experienced voyager to help them through the world. I am also very fond of them.

We live not too far from the SBR consulate, which makes life quite nice.


I like to read: The Journey West, anything by Tanizaki, 100 Years of Solitude, anything by Eco, Pepys' Diary and so on. I love 'toons: especially classic Looney Tunes and MGM ( story by Ted Pierce, music by Carl Stalling, directed by Chuck Jones) and google eyes by Tex Avery. But also modern classics: Ed, Edd, and Eddy; Dexter's Lab, Johnny Bravo and Courage the Cowardly Dog. I like to play anything that doesn't require a lot of running. I do not like to ride bicycles! I like to walk in Paris, Roma, Firenze, Dublin, Barcelona, Lucca, Pisa, Bologna. I avoid water and will not go to Venice again!